Waking up to a barnyard and other good stuff

Once upon a time my sister-in-law bought me an alarm clock she really did not think I would use….but oh I did. I love it. It moos very loudly, and it has never failed to wake me.It looks like this:

Well, low and behold, Ann found a rooster clock to keep the cow clock company.  It cock a doodle doos as loudly as the cow clock moos.

The only problem is that Brando the Terrible thinks there are chickens in the house and barks his silly head off. I guess he could be considered our third alarm.